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It's a tie!
Matt:
"Does Jen like her men sweaty?"
"I don't know... let's see... sweaty has 6 letters, so I have no idea. She can't comprehend that word."
Christine:
Cristian: "Natalie, you don't know what it's like living with a brain-dead girlfriend!"
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Jafreen:
Cristian: "Natalie, sweetie, I understand. Listening to stupid Jen speak makes me want to cry too... don't worry. I understand your frustration!"
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Jessica:
Natalie: "Why haven't you broken up with her yet???"
Cristian: "I'm sorry! It's hard! She scares me with her psycho eyes and everything!"